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I walk in. There’s usually a quaint little bell that rings when I open the door. I take in the shabby rows of mismatched chairs. I smell the exotic spices wafting in from the clearly visible kitchen. I look to make sure the plastic flowers are proudly arranged in their little glass vases at every [...]

That’s right, I will no longer refer to multivariate & split tests as ‘Tests’.  From now on, I declare them ‘CONTESTS’, and here’s why: Tests are boring.  Tests are work.  Tests require studying, memorization, writing, and a #2 pencil.   I’m done with all that. On the other hand, CONTESTS are a blast!  It is so [...]

Some people just aren’t exclamation point kind of people. I try really hard to restrain myself, but they just come pouring out of me and I can’t stop them. I have a friend that is a triple exclamation point!!! I’m just a single exclamation point, most of the time.  It’s difficult being an exclamation point [...]